Day 2: Indiana

The people of Illinois welcome us to the Land of Lincoln...

...and more goddamn corn.

The town hall near Lincoln's birthplace.

The long road to Lincoln's farm was a-maize-ing! Get it? GET IT??

The farm where Lincoln shucked some corn one time.

Lincoln's crib. We found a bottle of crystale and a Scraface DVD inside.

A sheep that Lincoln raised himself.

The Sargent farm. This is up the road from Lincoln's house (we were trying to find a way to avoid the costumed actor people). I speculate that Lincoln and Sargent played together as kids, rolling wheels down the road with sticks and throwing rocks at an 80-year-old Ric Flair. WOAH!

Of course Springfield is in Illinois, but so is Shelbyville. A lot of people there probably look like Homer, too.

After Shelbyville, we hit 1000 miles! Exaaaaaactly... heh heh heh.

Uncle Nops chills with the man in Lincoln Park.

I bum a look at the sports section.

Next: Missouri