AZHDARCHO Media Enterprises is proud to present
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL WRESTLING - the greatest XWF compilation
ever! Culled from the XWF's vast music libraries, NOW is a
collection of the very best entrance themes. NOW is a perfect
soundtrack for reading the Pinfall! comics, posting an RP, or throwing
feces at close friends and family! Wait, that's monkeys. NOW comes
approved by Cole Slaw himself , and this 2-disc set is jam-packed with XWF
wrestling action! Order now!
Ok, due to copyright issues you can't order now. If you want to compile this Matt-selected best-of anyway, here's the track listing! Contains themes for every character currently featured in Pinfall! Disc two features several bonus tracks relating to musical Pinfall and XWF moments!
Disc 1 - Legends of Pinfall
01. The Exies - My Goddess (Sage)
02. Fear Factory - New Breed (Psycho)
03. Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train (Krayzie Jay)
04. Saliva - Click Click Boom (Daredevil)
05. Slipknot - My Plague (Tammarico)
06. Limp Bizkit - My Way (Paul Giovanni)
07. Saliva - Superstar II (Hype)
08. Cold - Remedy (Reaper)
09. Dream Theater - Strange Deja Vu (Ethan)
10. Live - Forever May Not Be Long Enough (Bacchae)
11. Queen - Bicycle Race (Shades)
12. New found Glory - My Friends Over You (Special K)
13. The Vandals - Come Out Fighting (Maniac)
14. Twizted - Second Hand Smoke (Twizted Killa)
15. Breaking Point - One Of A Kind (Van Dam)
Disc 2 - The Paint Fumes Strikes Back
01. Inkubus Sukkubus - Wytches 2002 (The Coven)
02. Baltimora - Tarzan Boy Party essentials mix (Hemingway Blaze)
03. Twizted - Rock the Dead (The Dark Carnival)
04. Drowning Pool - Sinner (Johnny Blaze)
05. Motorhead - Evolution (Syn)
06. U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me (Slayer)
Bonus tracks:
07. Buffy - I'll Be Mrs. (As performed by Sage)
08. Buffy - Walk Through the Fire (As performed by the XWF Superstars)
09. Loreena McKennett - Samhain Night (Harris Wedding Song)
10. Inkubus Sukkubus - Love Spell (Barbara's Theme)
11. Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite (Halloween Special)
12. Michael Jackson - Thriller (Halloween Special)
13. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Carol of the Bells (Holiday Special)
14. Juno Reactor - Burly Brawl (Sage vs. 800 Ryan Youngs)
Liner Notes:
Every good CD has good liner notes.
Here are comments on my picks. I selected my favorite of each wrestler's
theme to go into this mix, and tried to keep it in the order they appeared
in Pinfall, with Sage and Psycho first and Syn and Slayer last. Some
themes had to be omitted for space. Cole doesn't have a theme right now,
and I removed amber's theme because there was already too much Inkubus
Sukkubus on the album. The only thing that really deserves comment are the
bonus tracks. Disc 2 is named after paint fumes for a reason...
Track 7: Unwisely left alone in an RP,
Sage bursts into song to the sleeping Ethan, commenting on her looking
forward to marriage. of course, she'll end up turning evil.
Track 8: After Bacchae has returned and is systematically
destroying Sage's life, she enters a match to the death with Slayer.
Ripping off another Buffy song, Sage overcomes her lack of emotion and
sets off to save her friend. Blaze organizes Hype and Kate to aid Slayer,
and they get in on the song too. So does Pantheon, who must reluctantly
help his old manager, and Bacchae, taunting them all from afar.
Track 9: Ethan set up the arena Mr. Deeds style to propose to Sage,
and a string quartet played this song for her. it later played at their
ill-fated wedding.
Track 10: freed of her evil ways, Barbara "Bacchae" Bakinos
returned in visions to her old friends, singing this song to Pantheon as
an expression of her love for him even in death.
Track 11: There have been a total of two gay jokes in Pinfall. The
first was having notoriously flamboyant Kevin of Special K dress up as Dr.
Frank-N-Furter and, with Maniac, sing lines from this song.
Track 12: Twizted Killa screamed for a Michael Jackson parody. What
better speech to set this Halloween epic to than the words of Vincent
Price from this song. Quiet Jody, you're not helping!
Track 13: TSO plays the best metal Christmas songs of all time.
This was the theme from an XWF holiday Pay per View, so it's fitting to
use as the theme from the Pinfall Holiday Specials.
Track 14: Due to the actions of Krayzie Jay and friends, an
infinite loop occurred in the space time continuum, endlessly destroying
the XWF arena and creating more and more clones of Ryan Young. The problem
was fixed, but not before Sage and the hundreds of Youngs engaged in the
most epic match since Shades vs. God. As sage took control of the arena
roof and drew down the moon itself, an endless stream of Young's attacked
her, resulting in an incredible display of acrobatics and spectacularly
frightening magic.