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	Commentary by MATT!
Ah, K-Kick. Poor lad had no idea how role-playing worked in the fed. He obviously thought it depended on who could type lists of moves the fastest. I should probably give him writing credit for this one, because he actually said some of this to me over Instant Messenger.

Commentary by CHRIS!

The second I read this comic, it became my favorite to date. Beady-eyed Brawler and the wimpy K-Kick was one of the best ideas I’ve seen in a long time. I remember K-Kick telling me how he was 26-0 to WingsDay, and bragging his ass off. I also remember how utterly clueless the kid was. Look, if you’re 12, that’s cool. But if you’re ignorant, then don’t bother. After all, Iron Trigger was really young and he was World Champion. Loved the comic, excellent idea! The last panel is the best. Also Frank’s favorite comic.

Commentary by MATT!

Y'know, just to make this even funnier, I think I'll post the transcript that inspired it.

K-Kick (1:35:05 PM): hi
WingsDay (1:35:08 PM): hey
K-Kick (1:35:09 PM): wanna role play
WingsDay (1:35:25 PM): huh?
K-Kick (1:35:37 PM): do you
WingsDay (1:35:58 PM): not just at the moment
K-Kick (1:36:11 PM): do you have a title
WingsDay (1:36:30 PM): not currently
K-Kick (1:45:21 PM): i have a match tonight
K-Kick (1:58:37 PM): wanna role play now
WingsDay (1:59:29 PM): maybe in a bit, workin on a drawing at the moment
K-Kick (1:59:45 PM): come on chicken
WingsDay (2:00:07 PM): dude, it's an efed we rp on the board
WingsDay (2:00:23 PM): it's not like serious competition
K-Kick (2:00:27 PM): come on just for fun
K-Kick (2:02:07 PM): please
WingsDay (2:02:20 PM): *sigh* ok, as who tho?
K-Kick (2:02:34 PM): ding ding ding
K-Kick (2:02:37 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:02:41 PM): pedigre
K-Kick (2:02:44 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:02:45 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:02:47 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:02:47 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:02:49 PM): i win
WingsDay (2:02:53 PM): lol wow
K-Kick (2:03:42 PM): im fast
K-Kick signed off at 2:04:48 PM.
K-Kick signed on at 2:11:35 PM.
K-Kick (2:11:42 PM): lets role play again
K-Kick (2:11:42 PM): ok
K-Kick (2:12:31 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:12:35 PM): pedigree
K-Kick (2:12:37 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:12:38 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:12:38 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:12:40 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:12:42 PM): i win
WingsDay (2:12:47 PM): got me again
WingsDay (2:12:52 PM): damn
K-Kick (2:13:11 PM): wanna play again
K-Kick (2:13:17 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:13:25 PM): pedigree
K-Kick (2:13:26 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:13:26 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:13:27 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:13:27 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:13:41 PM): i win again
WingsDay (2:13:45 PM): ack
WingsDay (2:13:50 PM): you're just too damn good
K-Kick (2:13:58 PM): again
K-Kick (2:14:07 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:14:12 PM): five
K-Kick (2:14:12 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:14:13 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:14:14 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:14:15 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:14:18 PM): i win again
K-Kick (2:14:31 PM): ive beat you 4 times
K-Kick (2:14:37 PM): im 5/0
WingsDay (2:14:48 PM): you're like a wrestling god or something
K-Kick (2:21:03 PM): yeah i know
K-Kick (2:21:47 PM): wanna role play again
K-Kick (2:21:49 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:21:51 PM): five
K-Kick (2:21:52 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:21:53 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:21:54 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:21:54 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:22:04 PM): i win again
WingsDay (2:22:22 PM): shit a brick, i lost
K-Kick (2:22:45 PM): 6/0
K-Kick (2:23:24 PM): wanna play again
K-Kick (2:23:27 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:23:29 PM): five
K-Kick (2:23:30 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:23:31 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:23:32 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:23:32 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:23:36 PM): i win again
WingsDay (2:23:54 PM): mighty Thor, why must i be constantly defeated?
K-Kick (2:24:27 PM): 7/0
K-Kick (2:26:06 PM): wanna play again
K-Kick (2:26:09 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:26:12 PM): pedigree
K-Kick (2:26:13 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:26:13 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:26:14 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:26:15 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:26:18 PM): i win again
K-Kick (2:26:20 PM): 8/0
K-Kick (2:27:08 PM): wanna play again
K-Kick (2:27:11 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:27:14 PM): pedigree
K-Kick (2:27:15 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:27:16 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:27:16 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:27:17 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:27:21 PM): 9/0
WingsDay (2:27:28 PM): damnit! I shall offer a sacrifice to lord Cernunos to ensure victory next time
K-Kick (2:28:04 PM): play again
K-Kick (2:28:06 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:28:07 PM): five
K-Kick (2:28:09 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:28:09 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:28:10 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:28:10 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:28:15 PM): 10/0
WingsDay (2:28:45 PM): my very soul has been cast into a tumultuous pit of everlasting despair and torment
K-Kick (2:28:54 PM): wanna play again
K-Kick (2:28:57 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:28:59 PM): five
K-Kick (2:29:00 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:29:00 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:29:01 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:29:01 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:29:06 PM): i win again
K-Kick (2:29:09 PM): 11/0
K-Kick (2:29:25 PM): wanna play again
K-Kick (2:29:30 PM): brass knuckles
K-Kick (2:29:31 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:29:32 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:29:34 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:29:35 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:29:39 PM): i win again
K-Kick (2:29:41 PM): 12/0
WingsDay (2:30:05 PM): ai there's the rub, the brass knucks are my Achilles' heel every time
K-Kick (2:30:17 PM): play again
K-Kick (2:30:20 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:30:25 PM): punch down
K-Kick (2:30:26 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:30:27 PM): 1
K-Kick (2:30:28 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:30:28 PM): 3
K-Kick (2:30:32 PM): i win again '
K-Kick (2:30:36 PM): 13/0
K-Kick (2:30:48 PM): play again
K-Kick (2:30:51 PM): toe kick
K-Kick (2:30:53 PM): five
K-Kick (2:30:54 PM): pin
K-Kick (2:30:55 PM): 1
WingsDay (2:30:55 PM): my god, why have you forsaken me
K-Kick (2:30:56 PM): 2
K-Kick (2:31:25 PM): i win
K-Kick (2:31:39 PM): 14/0
K-Kick (2:31:52 PM): im 2 good