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: My Sacrifice

(a.k.a. Bitchin' Camaro)

This page is a tribute to the heroes of the XWF, those wrestlers who put their virtual careers and bodies on the line every night to entertain you. It is best experienced while listening to "My Sacrifice" by Creed. Or "Bitchin' Camaro" by Dead Milkmen. Actually, that second one is probably better.

Bitchin' Camaro: HYPE

The Giovanni Episode - The Angel Episode - The Christmas Episode
Despite being a founding member of the XWF, Hype has only appeared in Pinfall 3 times. In one of them, he suffered a humiliating defeat to collegue and real-life cookie addict Psycho. The Hoagie Boyz indeed, Hype. the Hoagie Boyz indeed.

Hype's friends in the XWF have only kind words for him.

I've never met Hype, but I know crap when I see it.
--Dawn Bakinos

Hype is a coward, and his puny intellect is no match for any other wrestlers. If I were Hype I'd own that company by now. Bizarro own it!
--Bizarro Tammarico

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--Slayer

Hype... baby, what can I say that I haven't already. You are my shining star, and I've given you everything. oh... remember that thing you wanted to do? Tonight? It involved Esmeralda...? The answer is yes.
--Kate Covello

Well... *sighs and nods* he.... *reaper pauses* how do I say this? He... well ... he never lost to Daredevil and I mean that enough says it rigg.....* grabs his leg and screams out* HOLY...... AHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!!?
--Reaper

Oh, sorry... uh, my hot cocoa.... Well I guess now its yours. Hey, am I on TV? Hey, HYPER BIRTHDAY TO YOU, Buddy!
--Daredevil

Tonight, we salute Hype. He made the ultimate sacrifice for his passion, pro wrestling. Bitchin' Camaro to you, Hype. We leave you with parting words from fellow wrestling legend, The Macho Man Randy Savage.

*reads Kate's comment*
YES!!!!!!
--Hype

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